The Clubhouse

The Shark's Clubhouse pages are where you will find links to details of club events, functions, our Honour Board and more.

Honour Board

• Life Members
• Clubpersons of the Year
• Representative Honours
• Premierships
• Office Bearers
  • Presidents
  • Vice Presidents
  • Treasurers
  • Registrars
  • Social Directors

The Idiot Club

The Idiot Club is a select group of Sharks members who have committed acts of idiocy or stupidity and they shouldn't be allowed to forget. Each member of this group is issued a membership card which they must carry during any club events or functions.

Click here to view the Idiot Club Members.

Rules

1. Members must have their 'Idiot Card' on them at all functions that invloves Sharks.
2. If the card is lost, the members must pay a fine of $5.00 for a new 'Idiot Card' and buy one (1) drink for three (3) people who are in the Idiot Club. You will also be required to wear the 'Idiot Hat' at the next fixture game.
3. Any member found without their 'Idiot Card' on them at a function MUST buy the person enquiring one (1) free drink of their choice (can only be penalised once at a function). The person being penalised must scull a drink of their choice paid for by themselves.

Click here to view some good reasons for making the 'Idiot Club'.